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Posted by Gatz on Tuesday, February 14, 2012
Posted by on Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Upon reading through the Redskins ESPN power rankings since 2002, here are a few gems...
2002, Preseason - Spurrier will be one of the NFL's best, but he'll have his struggles, too.
(Die)
2002, Week 13 - Maybe Jose Cortez will be the answer to all the Redskins' problems.
(Who?)
2003, Week 3 - Laveranues Coles sure looks like he's worth everything the Redskins gave up to get him.
2003, Week 5 - Patrick Ramsey is going to be a good NFL QB for a long time.
(Best QB since Joey Harrington)
2003, Week 15 ... Continue reading...
Posted by Gatz on Wednesday, August 18, 2010
My brother's wedding pictures are in! What else could a kid want besides nearly 1000 high resolution pictures of family and friends?! Whats that photographer? We can't copy and paste off your website!? Oh, have you ever heard of print screen? Sucker. Oh ya, by the way this blog is now all about pictures I photoshop. I use an HP. Original:  Altered:
 The victim of a rogue ninja attack is my stepmom. No one really wanted her at the wedding. Not even my dad. Original: Altered: The anti Steven Hawk... Continue reading...
Posted by on Thursday, August 12, 2010
Dear John Cusack, You and Luke Wilson are two of my favorite actors for some reason. I really like your early work from the 80s. You were making incredible films about settling for the not-that-hot-but-super-nice-girl while I was in diapers. It is these movies that I am writing to you about today. It's been a dream of mine for some time to have you make a particular movie. This megazord, if you will, of movies would combine six of your best performances into one! High Fidelity 2!  In High Fideli... Continue reading...
Posted by on Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Coming up are some party-worth dates! Here they are, listed, below...
7-14-10 - Today - Bastille Day: "So help me if I see any Nutella on my brand new carpet..." Activities:Celebrate not being French. "...Wait, what? Ummmm, is this chocolate? *tastes it* HAZLENUT! Get the fuck out of my landominium!" 8-9-10Get it? The numbers go in order. Yes, this date doesn't have an awesome joke behind it like 2009's 7-8-9, but its still good.
Activities:
You could play party games like "Talk about past tim... Continue reading...
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Posted by Gatz on Friday, January 29, 2010
My brother is going away to work at a nuclear power plant in the alleged city (citation needed) of Port Clinton, OH. Because he will be working 72 hour weeks, not only will he be returning to his old regimen of Spaghettios but it will be tough for him to communicate. Being the great brother I am I decided to help him out by creating some postcards he can use during his stay on the dism... wondrous shores of Lake Erie. At first I started with scenes from the real Port Clinton but then didn't t... Continue reading...
Posted by Gatz on Wednesday, October 28, 2009
With the swine flu hysteria winding down, America, the World, will be looking for the next animal related illness. Its become a tradition, of sorts, over the years.
It started with Ebola, which wasn't directly named for an animal, but Outbreak did a great job of associating all monkeys with the disease. But how could it do a bad job if Morgan Freeman is in it? 
Then came the Avian flu or Bird flu or H5N1, which scared people out of their mind, even though it was transferred via a live...
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Posted by Gatz on Thursday, October 22, 2009
Sorry for the lack of material in the past weeks. I know all three of you are upset by this to the point where you might be slightly curious in passing as to why the entries have stopped. Here is something quick while I cook something up. I found this while searching for "Tailgating Comic" on Google images:  I made this after, enjoy:  Continue reading...
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